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I better start thinking of a talent routine

Friday, May 25, 2007

I received this in the mail the other day:

It's an invitation to participate in the National American Miss competition. No, I did not squeal for joy like Olive in Little Miss Sunshine. Actually, the envelope wasn't quite for me. It was addressed "To the parents of softdrink." So I called my mom and told her she had some mail here. We're both picturing a road trip in a yellow van. Or, we could just use Gunther, HB's surf van. I'm sure we'd have similar mechanical difficulties.

How the heck did I get on the mailing list for a kiddie beauty pageant?!?!?!?!

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