- Fizzy Thoughts: keyword commentary

keyword commentary

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Ever since the other night, I’ve been in a snarky mood, so let’s take a look at some of the keyword searches that have led people to my blog lately…

*giveaway – well yes, but did you bother to read my rant about this?
*alexandra fuller – obviously, a discriminating reader
*my boyfriend and I took a trip to Italy – what? We all know Hamburger doesn’t do Europe.
*barbara sjoholm – good timing, I just finished one of her books
*octavian nothing – well, I hope you liked it
*fizzy puns – don’t make fun of me
*used bookstore – yes, it’s doomsday…they’re all going out of business
*montepulciano bell ringer – maybe it was Hamburger
*island – well, that’s pretty broad, and I’m sorry you were sent here. Maybe next time you’ll narrow your search a bit more.
*ink exchange – I prefer Wicked Lovely.
*i’m a litterbug – I am? Oh yeah, I am.
*fizzy marcus drew – sorry, don’t know him.
*man there are mosquitos around here to big enough to rape a chicken – ah yes, from eat pray love…Mack hated that line.
*English connecting words - because I once wrote about connecting words
*secret book of grazia dei rossi – I read this in Italy. Without my boyfriend.
*carbonated soft drink – aka fizzy beverage
*good restaurants for tourists near gard du nord station in paris, france – sorry, I can’t help you, but I can tell you how hard it is to find an atm. Well, I could if I remembered when I posted about it.
*memey – hello? It’s meme, and yes I happen to like them.
*apples are from Kazakhstan reviews – woo-hoo, someone else is interested in the book.
*rosewater and soda bread – another recent read
*funny nicknames for fizzy – dude, I take my names very seriously
*beppe severgnini essay ciao America – plagiarism is illegal and a cop-out. I hope you got an F.
*how to use the word but in a sentance – first, let’s talk about the correct spelling of sentence.

I’m feeling much happier now…that was kinda cathartic.

3 comment(s):

Jerry said...

You are snarky - I LOVE it!

I posted a similar thing today.

Dar said...

I find myself looking forward to reading your blog for posts like this-love them!

softdrink said...

Jerry, great minds think alike, and all that. :-D

Thanks Dar, but I'm warning you I go through long stretches of very mundane posts!

In a real sense, people who have read good literature have lived more than people who cannot or will not read. It is not true that we have only one life to live; if we can read, we can live as many more lives and as many kinds of lives as we wish. ~S.I. Hayakawa

The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.
~St. Augustine

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.
~Mark Twain

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