Friday, August 29, 2008
Last Friday, my buddy chartroose posted this meme. This Friday, I’m posting it. Because I have nothing better to do.
My uncle once: took me out for Chinese food and told me stories about growing up in Bisbee, Arizona. That was the only time I ever really talked to him one-on-one.
Never in my life: have I had a cavity.
When I was five: I was really a blonde.
High school was: not bad until I returned to teach there. Then it became very bad.
I will never forget: Ask me again when I’m 80. If dementia hasn’t sunk in, I’ll give you an answer then.
Once I met: a man named Jack. I really hate meeting men named Jack…the introductions are so ridiculous.
There’s this girl I know: who is planning to elope for her wedding. Thank god.
Once at a bar: I met Hamburger.
By noon, I’m usually: already digesting my lunch.
Last night: Hamburger and I made plans to go to Lolo’s for dinner tonight.
If I only had: a trust fund.
Next time I go to church: You’ve got to be kidding.
What worries me most: Sorry, I’m more a glass half-full type of gal.
You’ll know I’m lying when: I tell you I went to church.
What I miss most about the 80’s is: my mom making dinner for me.
If I were a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: trying to collect some serious royalties.
A better name for me would be: Kim. Because that’s what people who forget my name usually call me.
I have a hard time understanding: post-modernism
If I ever go back to school: Ummm…been there, done that, dropped out.
You know I like you if: I make sarcastic comments.
Take my advice, never: be a substitute teacher.
My ideal breakfast is: Starbucks
If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: take a good book (that’s if I consider Dufur to be my hometown). If it’s Morro Bay, then bundle up and go to the beach. With a good book.
Why won’t people: stop involving religion in politics.
The world could do without: cell phones. Seriously, we could. Civilization managed to survive thousands of years without ‘em. I’d be willing to bet the world would not end if we did away with cell phones.
I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: have to chew and swallow the cockroach.
My favorite blondes are: Hamburger, although what hair he does have is more of a strawberry blonde color. And chartroose…because who else would change their answers to include moi?
If I do anything well, it’s: to spend an entire day reading.
And, by the way: Happy Friday!